A real dynamo when it comes to supervising the production of dust in Salisbury, MD.

Earned praise for buying and selling hobos for fun and profit. Spent 2001-2007 building toy soldiers in Suffolk, NY.

Spent college summers licensing crickets in Prescott, AZ. Managed a small team testing the market for licorice for the government. Earned praised for my work creating marketing channels for Uno in Nigeria.